It has happened.
I am officially a Baseball Mom.
I now have 2 players in All-Star tournaments.
This means...
I am running to no less than 10 practices per week.....
at different times and different locations....
I am in very real danger of dislocating my shoulder hauling around a cooler full of ice and water...
I spend at least 3 hours per week frantically looking for a lost mitt, or batting glove, or special yellow sock before games...
My new signature scent is a combination of Deep Woods Off bug spray and Banana Boat sunscreen...
I am now a professional red-clay-stain-getter-outter-of-white-baseball-pants (Cascade Dishwasher Soap, Yo!)...
I know the location of every bathroom at every baseball park within driving distance of our farm, AND I can tell ya which stalls are clean and have working locks...
I no longer have a name... I will be forever called #33's Mom or #13's Mom....
I have bruised palms from clapping and a raspy voice from cheering...
I actually OWN a shirt that says..... "Ben's Mom" & "Brooke's Mom" with cute little baseball logos across the front...
I am one of those women I used to point and giggle at!
Karma..... it's a bitch!
P.S , If you see me running around town in a mini van, picking up purple Pom-Poms, Gatorade, And orange slices please PLEASE shoot me.
40 (re-do)
9 years ago
1 comment:
It's amazing that your new signature scent is a combination of Deep Woods Off bug spray .
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